Smart Arse Soap

Know a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake ’em up!

For a lush tush, sweet cheeks and buffed buns, this perky peppermint novelty soap is an absolute cracker!

We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK, so the names are wickedly hilarious, but the fun soap bars themselves are seriously good).

A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous not flabby ass.

Contains no palm oil and is paraben, plastic, artificial perfumes, artificial colours, and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

These funny soaps are handmade using traditional and ethical processes in Bellingen, Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious they were voted UK Gift of the Year.

Perhaps they'd also like our Sweaty Flaps or Tits 'n' Fanny novelty soap?